Dear Twitter:

Added on by Karen Wilson.

I know you want to be friends and I am sure there are things that I would like about you. First of all, many of my friends like you and tell me that a relationship with you could be good for me.

Here’s my problem: if we become friends, what will happen to my standards?

You see I love the English language and feel committed to highest quality communication. Yes, I know you’re all about communication too. It’s just that we don’t see eye to eye (or should I say i2i?). To be honest (tbh) I am shaking my head (smh) as I realize that you are probably not safe for work (nsfw).

I don’t want to rush into this relationship. Before joining the Twitosphere, let me weigh the risks and I’ll get back to you. In the meantime, HAND (have a nice day).

Yours truly,


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